Well heck, this has really been a long time hasn't it.
One thing has spurned me in writing this message but I'll get on to that after a brief update.
I have now finished my degree with the result of an unremarkable 2:2. However, I will be appealing this as the the major module which led to this result was only 2 marks off a 2:1 which would have resulted in an overall 2:1 for myself as well as an immense sense of achievement. After a year where I've really stepped my game up I think Ive deserve a 2:1; especially since I know others who have done less work, and fake work, and who have achieved a higher grade.
Anyway, on to my mine gripe tonight, this morning, whatever.
Sony Ericsson phones are gigantic pieces of shit.
I've had 3, 2 of which have broken down.
First was a K750i, at the time a pinnacle of mobile phone photography with its mighty 2 mega pixel camera. This phone had the uncanny ability of deciding that it was too lazy to work properly and would switch off, reset itself, or freeze at times you really hoped it wouldn't. ( a favourite of mine was when I had to get up at 4am and it decided it wouldn't.)
Next up was the W610i. This sexy little beast was/ is the most reliable of my S.E phones. The specialised music phone was lacking in the camera department like a midget next to Mandingo, but it was at least reliable in its performance barr the odd text message cock up. But after a year living with the little guy, it was bearable.
Finally comes the K850i (also known as the dirty mother fucking piece of shit all of an hour ago). this was supposed to be the new pinnacle of camera phones when I got it back in April/May. Instead it's a sluggish pile of unreliable garbage. For a start its OS (operating system/ the stuff that makes it go) is slower than me in the hundred metres. And F.Y.I, I'm a nigh on 20 stone pile of man muscle i.e. fat and beer-gut. Next up is its fabled camera so sophisticated it decides it doesn't need to flash in the dark; the exact time when a flash on a camera would probably excel. The K850i's finishing blow occurred about 11 this evening. There I was watching a highlight show of Tito Ortiz fighting Rashaad Evans at UFC 73 when my so far trusted, yet sluggish K850i decided it would turn off. At the time I thought 'Yeah this is annoying, but hey it's happened countless times before so it'll just switch back on'.
Ah-Ohhhhh..... It doesn't. After trying out all the solutions mentioned on all the message boards, FAQs and so on, there is no workable solution. So later on it's off to ring O2 or most likely Sony Ericsson as 02 treats its customers its customers like something that's come from a Badger's ass-crack to try for a replacement or more likely a replacement of a replacement.
Sony Ericsson remind me Apple in so many ways regarding product reliability. About 3 years ago I had an iPod Photo, a 60 gig one too since my legit music collection was approaching that size. All as good for around 6 months or so. I was perfectly happy with playing my music on this mediocre fashion accessory called an 'mp3 player' with its volume limiter and high thievery rate Then around about a month later the little blighter broke leaving me with an angry grimace on my face, and a happy smiling face on the 'broken' iPod and most likely on Steve Jobs's face at the same time. The guy must be the happiest man on the planet by now surely?
So a week and a bit later my replacement iPod returned looking all shiny and new-ish. Back to university I went with a spring in my step and some thumping beats in my ears and all was well.
Until I tried to listen to some music to concentrate during an important PR (Public Relations) assessment I was supposed to be doing. As always I find an alternative source of music to keep me focused (my not mentioned Motorola RAZR). After i'd finished my assessment I decided to look up methods to restore my £300 paper-weight to some kind of productive member of the electroic community. These methods involved fropping it on the floor, freezing it and dropping it some more. I tried all, including dropping it from 3 stories up, and it still didn't work. Then, admitting defeat I rang those helpful people from Apple for another replacement. They agreed to it and said someone would collect my paperweight the next day... They didn't. I rang the people at Cr-apple and they said I was now out my warrenty date and that I would have to pay around £200 to get it fixed (which was about the same as it cost to buy a new one at the time). The pleasent Cr-apple phone opperator was then greeted to a barrage of my i-Paperweight being thrown against the wall before hanging up.
Thanks to this and three years of using Cr-apple computers out of being forced and buying a barrage on sub-standard products, I would activly discourage anyoen from buying a Sony Ericsson phone or an iPod unless they want to aggressivly raped by piss-poor customer service and customer support.
Now my latest and long over-due rant is over... I'm off to play some XBox 360.
Oh oh......
(I jest, my new 360 plays fine compared to my old one).
Bye for now


